No Regrets

Women are very sexual creatures. As a woman, I know this. Many of you, our readers, are women, so you probably know this as well. And for all you men, you have either been with women or know women, so you are most likely aware too. Anywhoozle, Lindsay Lohan, Anne Heche, Katy Perry, Cynthia Nixon, et. al, with their swip-swap-eroos and Kissed a Girls have now sparked a new line of research which has tried to uncover why women leave men for other women. Surprisingly, men having assholic and childish tendencies didn’t even make the cut! Hiyoooooooo!

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Stupid Lady Edition

Way to put the women’s right movement back 20 years!! Seriously, that is just sad.

Please excuse me, I have to go locate my faith in humanity, I seem to have lost it.

Why Men Need Women

We nurture them when they feel insecure. We are their strength when they can’t carry on. They like to feel like they carry the weight of the world on their shoulders but at the end of the day it’s their women to whom they confide their deepest fears. We embrace them despite their faults, and hold them up when they are close to falling. A woman will take her man’s pain and add it to her personal heartache just so he doesn’t have to bear it alone.

For all of our bitching and complaining we hold a lot on our shoulders. So ladies, when you’re not feeling like you’re good enough or strong enough, just think of the pain you’ve shouldered for your friends or lovers and hold your head up high. We know the meaning of compassion and often embody the term.

Give Us Free Shit

Many luxury hotels, particularly in New York City, have begun catering to their female clientele. Specific rooms, even floors, are being put aside which have amenities targeted at woman such as curling irons, vanities, bath salts and yoga mats - at no extra cost! Now don’t get in a huff, this is not meant to segregate so much as simplify travel for women.

However, Bev Sanders, a woman who runs a women-only vacation business says, “Women learn differently when there are no men around… If you put a man into the equation, women begin to second-guess themselves.”

Her husband presumably added, “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!”

I’m pretty sure the Magic Cone is the goddamn weirdest thing ever invented. I mean seriously. Just look at this thing:

Where do I begin? First, no, I do not want to pee standing up. I prefer sitting comfortably, or, in public bathroom scenarios, squatting precariously while trying not to let any of my person or possessions touch any surfaces. (more…)