More like, Crackbook.

Up until that last few months I’ve just logged onto the Faceybook (NO BACKSPACE!) to say “hi,” and see what my friends and family were up to. If you know me, like some of the Hags have recently learned, you know I’m not all that savvy on the computer. But I noticed all kinds of invites and hugs and the poking. Why do fools keep poking you? What is all this extra stuff? I normally ignored it and just read the news feed.

I recently made the mistake of accepting invites to Farmville and Cafe World. My life is ruined. Now my medulla oblongata is inundated with finding neighbors and cash crops. I haven’t been able to go to sleep without making sure I don’t plant any crops that will need to be harvested while I’m asleep. I also need to strategize that I will have enough food for the cafe and I’m ashamed to say I’ve been using a few cheats. What have I become? And, do you want to be my neighbor? Just askin.

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