In Related News, It WAS Opposite Day.

First, Fox News was so embarrassed by Palin’s stupidity that they had to correct her about her deliciously asinine assumption that Obama is in charge of whether or not there’s God-stuff on our coins. Then on Friday night, Bill O’Reilly asked her questions that I’m pretty sure left her wishing she were being interviewed by Katie Couric. And no, I am not making this up.

O’Reilly: You pointed out his [Obama's] lack of experience — you don’t have that much experience. You walked away from the governorship after, what, two years? Two and a half years?

Palin: Going into my lame-duck session — my fourth legislative session — and not wanting to put Alaskans through a lame-duck session –

O’Reilly: OK, but is it fair for you to criticize Obama’s lack of experience when somebody could make the same criticism about you on the national stage.

Palin: If you’re talking about executive experience, I would put my experience up against his any day of the week. I have been elected to local office since 1992, and was a city manager, strong-mayor form of government, was a chief executive of the state, and was an oil and gas regulator. There was some good experience there that could have been put to use in a vice presidential ticket. We’ve to remember too that I wasn’t running for president.

O’Reilly: No, but that’s the key question. Because John McCain is up there in years, you had to be qualified to take that office over.

Palin: Right. But I — I’m saying I was running for vice president, just like Joe Biden had been running for vice president. I never once heard you or anybody else question Joe Biden and his experience.

O’Reilly: Well, he’s got a lot of experience.

Now, I should point out that I saw (and by “saw,” I mean “did a bunch of other stuff while this interview blathered on in the background”) the rest of this interview, and he’s mostly kissing her ass and trying to make out with her the rest of the time, as per his contract with Mr. Murdoch. And I’m pretty sure these are the hardest questions she’s been - or will be - asked while on her book tour. But STILL, y’all! Color me “well, THAT was unexpected.”

Linky-loos you can use.

Regretsy does it again. Regretsy.

Jon Gosselin is too famous to get a real job.  And it’s all TLC’s fault.  Now fetch him some hookers and cocaine.  Snark Food.

Listen up, meow.  Are you ready for Super Troopers 2?  I know I am.  And remember… the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.  Pajiba.

How McCute.  Gerard Butler brought his McMom to the McPremiere of his new McMovie, Law Abiding Citizen.  Hummunuh, he looks good in a kilt.  Nothing beats Scotch in a skirt.  Or a Scotsman in a tumbler… on the rocks.  Wait… what?  D Listed.

Don’t mess with a snap diva!  Seriously, y’all.  Watch this shit.  It’s the best ever.  I give it three snaps in a Z formation.   FourFour.

Sarah Palin is on the Big O today promoting her book Going Rogue.  Or is it Going Rouge?  Whatevs.  I’m Going Insane just thinking about how she refuses to start Going Away. Jezebel.

Ken Ober, former host of the MTV show Remote Control died yesterday.  He was 52.  I remember Remote Control. That was back when MTV ruled all.  You know…. when it was MUSIC television, and not ” a bunch of douchebags who are milking their 7 minutes of fame.”  Yeah, it’s 7 minutes of fame.  Not 13 minutes of fame.  Most of these dooshnuggests are too lame to warrant a full 13 minutes.  Um.  RIP Ken.  You seemed like a cool dewd.  And 52 is far too early to go.  Seriously? OMG!  WTF?

Drilling for Scotch whiskey in Antarctica!!!!!????  As my friend, squeeperson, and sheep-lover ramy said: (1) God bless New Zealand; (2) Never trust or join an exploring group called the “Nimrod Expedition”; and (3) This is the first time I’ve prayed for global warming.   Fucking New Zealand!  FTW.    The Guardian UK.

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