How Did We Miss This Gem?

Imagine, you’re strolling around Windsor Castle, taking in all of the tea, crumpets and dental hygiene. You’re enjoying the spring air, the blooming buds and you smile, because after all, spring means love is all around (or is it Christmas that is all around?). This is apparently what went through one couple’s minds when they decided to totally do it on the Queen’s lawn! No joke. This couple, speculated to be in their early 30’s from their bouncing bare asses, were spotted engaging in 10-15 minutes of the dirty deed in broad daylight. It wasn’t until cops intervened that the two pulled-up-trou.

You have to wonder how people make decisions like these and think that they are brilliant ideas. I swear, with each passing day I consider changing forms just to escape the idiocy of humanity. Perhaps I will become a butterfly and conjure up the next flu. No one would ever suspect the butterfly…

The Obamas traveled to England to meet Queen Elizabeth II. The Obamas gave the Queen an iPod as a gift. Queen Elizabeth did what any grandmother would do when she has company, she offered the young couple some hard candy out of a dust covered candy dish.

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