And We Will All Throw Up In Our Collective Mouths

For serious, y’all.  If you hadn’t heard, Levi Johnston is going full frontal for Playgirl magazine.  And not only that, he’s already getting awards for it:

To recognize Johnston’s status as “biggest pop culture star turned sex star,” adult website Fleshbot will present Johnston with a Crossover Star award at its first annual Fleshbot Awards

For those who don’t know, Levi Johnston is the dude who knocked up Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol.  They were engaged for a hot minute before they called it quits.  So, he was almost the Vice-Presidential son-in-law and now he’s going to be dangling his man parts for all the world to see.  Um… awesome?

I don’t know how I feel about this.  Johnston has been engaging in a very public war of words with Sarah Palin, talking about how he has so much dirt on her that she wouldn’t want the public to know, like how she calls her Down’s Syndrome baby “retarded.”   Palin, of course, is firing back talking about how he’s a famewhore and will say anything for attention.  Pot?  Meet kettle.  You’re both black.

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One of them doesn’t take it too well…

Bristol Palin’s baby daddy Levi Johnston is talking about Sarah Palin’s decision to resign as governor of Alaska. Levi and the Palin family have had a not so friendly relationship ever since he and Bristol called off their sham of an engagement. I can’t imagine his statements here will do anything to ease that.

Johnston claims to have overheard Sarah talking about how she would like to cash in on her new found fame with all the offers coming in including a possible reality show and a book.

“She had talked about how nice it would be to take some of this money people had been offering us and you know just run with it, say ‘forget everything else,’” he said. Adding, “I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars.”

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