Linky-loos you can use.

The man responsible for all of Michael Jackson’s fuckeduppedness (what, it’s a word!) is really itching to get his hands on MJ’s estate.   Joe Jackson is approximately one unit dooshier than Jon Gosselin.  D Listed.

Some adult filmmaker dooshbag is planning to make a movie about the kidnap, rape, and 18 year long captivity of Jaycee Dugard.   First, sports dooshbags mocking  her, and now this?  Shane Ryan, the doosh in question is currently filming Abducted Girl: An American Sex Slave. Sarah’s vagina is pissed, y’all.  Mercury News.

Rosie and Natasha.  Oh my heck.  These are some of the scariest photos ever to be burned into my eyeholes.  D Listed.

Angelina Jolie’s face is blowing up the Internet.  Who is Salt?  And more importantly, is she Sea or Kosher?  Defamer.

Lindsay Lohan freaked the fuck out last night at an opening for Pascal Mouawad’s new watch line at Kitson in Los Angeles.  Apparently Pascal said she could have $500 worth of free shit.  Lindsay ran around the store stuffing goodies into her nether regions and tried to walk out with $15,000 worth of free shit.  When she was told to slow her roll, Lindsay had a temper tantrum.   Ultimately, she was permitted to walk away with $2,000 worth of free shit.  Ding dang, y’all.  I live ten minutes from Kitson, and honestly, squeeps, I don’t get what the big deal is.  They sell crap, crap, and more crap.  To Lindsay’s credit, $2,000 worth of free crap from Kitson probably amounts to a t shirt and one sock, and, dagnabbit, she knows her crazy ass is worth at least a complete pair of socks.  Celebitchy.

Chris friggin’ Brown.  You are outdooshing both Joe Jackson AND Jon Gosselin.  Now make like Joey Gladstone and Cut.It.Out.  Celebitchy.

Any Ryan Reynolds news is good Ryan Reynolds news.  Even when it’s potentially bad Ryan Reynolds news.  Pajiba.

Rihanna is a hot drunk mess.  Judge not lest ye be Judge Judy.  Bossip.

Are you ready to break up with Obama?  It’s been ten months.  His “First Hundred Days” have come and gone.  One blogger explains why she’s still in love.  Fierce and Nerdy.

That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout, squeepersons!

Why NOT Attach Their Story To That Of A Rape Victim Who’s Been Held Captive For 18 Years?

Okay. I’m SURE I don’t have to tell y’all about Jaycee Dugard and the fact that she was held captive in a series of trash-strewn tents in her captor’s backyard since age eleven for the past EIGHTEEN YEARS and in that time had two daughters by her rapist/captor, Phillip Garrido, right? And I probably also don’t have to explain how horrifying that must have been for her (AND her children,) right?
Well. The guys at the OC Register (Mark Whicker wrote it, but it had to go through a series of people before it got the thumbs-up - which, sadly, it did) thought it would be clever to use that story as a vehicle for their list entitled “Many Odd Things Have Happened In Sports the Last 18 Years.” Let the hilarity begin!

The list talks about how JayCee was deprived of high-fiving, volley-ball spiking, and smacking a forehand down the line, whatever the fuck that means.
Here’s a helpful smattering of quotes from the article, and part of “The List,” (which you can read here, in it’s entirety,):

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