Posts Tagged ‘James Bond’
Skimming Rainbow
Oh Just Take My Word For It Already, You Were Going To Anyway.
No, Skimming Rainbow is not the latest thrill available on the Craigslist casual encounters board. (Except if you like doing it in the bookstore.) It’s just what I’m calling this roundup of links from the week. Now that Reading Rainbow is off the air, this is the most important literature available to you.
Making it work, Weekend-At-Bernie's style.
According to the rest of the internet this week:
- Project Runway sucked this week.
- Woody Harrelson (stop yawning and read) smokes pot and justifies his drug use with our drug use. JNLYBJJ. (Judge not lest ye be Judge Judy, © stopthemadness)
- Spencer Pratt committed the unpardonable doosh. So doom! (Just in case he wasn’t already going to hell for this comment.)
- Gerard Butler refuses to make any films he’ll be remembered for.
- The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub is selling her house in glamorous Wayne, NJ: Home of the Chinese restaurant where I used to get drunk.
- Am I the only one who didn’t realize Janet and Jermaine had broken up?
- An X-Factor reject got plastic surgery after being criticized once by Simon Cowell, which begs the question, why exactly did she think she was ready to be famous?
P.S. Happy Labor Day!
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Megan Fox is a Stupidhead
The Proof is in James Bond’s Pudding 
MeFo is a moron. An idiot. A jackass. A noob. A moob, even. Why? She done turned down the opportunity to be the next Bond girl.
I mean…
What the hell is she thinking? Given the opportunity to follow in the footsteps of some kick ass women who portrayed kick ass Bond girls (sit DOWN, Teri Hatcher and Denise Richards… no one’s talking about you!) she decides to, what… bend over the hood of a car for another Transformers flick and then… ???
She’s probably got a three picture deal for Transformers. One more left, honey. What are you going to do after that? Besides get more lip injections?
Any woman who turns down the opportunity to have pretend sex with Daniel Craig is a nincompoop.
I mean….
DANIEL GENTLY CARESSING CRAIG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MEGAN?
