And We Will All Throw Up In Our Collective Mouths

For serious, y’all.  If you hadn’t heard, Levi Johnston is going full frontal for Playgirl magazine.  And not only that, he’s already getting awards for it:

To recognize Johnston’s status as “biggest pop culture star turned sex star,” adult website Fleshbot will present Johnston with a Crossover Star award at its first annual Fleshbot Awards

For those who don’t know, Levi Johnston is the dude who knocked up Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol.  They were engaged for a hot minute before they called it quits.  So, he was almost the Vice-Presidential son-in-law and now he’s going to be dangling his man parts for all the world to see.  Um… awesome?

I don’t know how I feel about this.  Johnston has been engaging in a very public war of words with Sarah Palin, talking about how he has so much dirt on her that she wouldn’t want the public to know, like how she calls her Down’s Syndrome baby “retarded.”   Palin, of course, is firing back talking about how he’s a famewhore and will say anything for attention.  Pot?  Meet kettle.  You’re both black.

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