RumoUr has it, at least.

The New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts are the only two undefeated teams left in the league.

(Though ESPN and Fox Sports would have you believe that Favre and the Vikings are the only story in the NFL at the moment.)

NOLA for the win, y’all - Peyton Manning’s a New Orleans native, and a scathingly funny guy.

Remember this little gem?  I challenge you to not cackle like a Person of Walmart.

Drew Bale

11-0, yeaux! Who Dat!

Five sport-type things you may want to know

I’d give you a long intro here, but that isn’t my style.  Regardless, enjoy (with the chef’s compliments) the triumphant return for five sport-type things!

Woohoo!

1. The Evil Empire is almost back – After a blissful nine-year vacation from having to deal with the New York Yankees winning a world championship, the Bronx Bombers are a win away from taking the 2009 World Series … and consequently ruining the evening for every other baseball fan in America.

I say “evening” and not year, or month, or even week, because let’s face it, this is what Major League Baseball has reduced itself to … a mild curiosity that can get your blood going for a few minutes before fading back into the realm of Neo-pets, 8-tracks, Rick Springfield, and other obscurities.

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Five sport-type things you may want to know

But really, who doesn't love Tecmo Super Bowl?

This being my first contribution to Thundersquee!, perhaps introductions are in order.

I’m the new guy - my name is NFL Guy - and my life is devoted to staring at guys (in particular, athletes).

Try not to hate me.

Not that I get a whole lot out of the experience, mind you. Most of these guys are so unjustifiably impressed with themselves it takes an awful lot of self-loathing to even muster the fortitude to stand watching them. As a sane person, simply being in the same room as most of them is akin to being back in high school with your underwear pulled over your head. You’d have to be completely brain dead with no self worth whatsoever to actually seek the majority of these knuckleheads out.

Actually, this kind of explains the whole Jessica Simpson-Tony Romo thing, doesn’t it?

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The Swooning Saint Edition

Continuing a sports theme this week here at Thundersquee, we’d like to present our NFL Boyfriend, Drew Brees, insanely talented (and kind) quarterback for the New Orleans Saints.

What’s that you say?  I’m a homer?

Mais oui, chere, but have you seen this?

My fiance sent me this, noting, “I showed you [this] at the risk of you leaving me for him.”

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