When are they doing the celebrity episode on Intervention?

So you lost custody of your child? That’s sad but what’s sadder is that instead of looking within yourself to reflect, you lashed out at her.

Courtney writes:

“I hate to sound cold but any kid of mine who pulls this shit has lost her position. She was deceptive, she lied and she’s lying to herself. My daughter is not always honest. She is clearly deluded if she thinks she can buy her grandmother a small house in L.A. I’d love to see how that works. She thinks she has all this money. The point is, I have all the money she has.”

I don’t get what she’s throwing down there? She has all Frances’ money or she has as much money as Frances? If she’s really hard up for money instead of taking her daughter’s she can just kill Kurt Cobain’s soul even more by licensing his music out to, ummmmm…..McDonald’s.

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Put the fries on, they are outrageous

Here we are now, supersize us

I have ecoli, I’m contagious

Here we are now, apple pie us

That would totally make me take a chance on some blood borne pathogens. I’m not even joking about my love for the McRib. I KNOW! They aren’t real ribs but they infuse rib-like tastiness in my mouth even if they are just the bastard child of ribs. All they need to do is put that sign up–The McRib is back and my ass is U-turning to go get me some. It’s Christmas for my mouth and don’t deny a few of you out there secretly love it. I’m just the only one brave enough to admit it. If McDonald’s made a McSoylent green burger and it was good, I would eat the shit out of it. I don’t care if it’s made from people. Put-it-in-my-mouth.

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I feel sorry for Gayle having to wake up next to that every morning.

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In other news, the sky is blue

Today I read about the epic battle between Courtney Love and American Express on TMZ.com. In the black corner, we have AmEx who is suing Love for over $350,000 in credit card debt. In the crack corner, we have Courtney Love who says something along the lines of “Isn’t the sky pretty? AmEx are whorehoppers and I’ve never even heard of them. Blurgh.” In the white corner, we have Courtney’s lawyers who say “AmEx knows the claim has no merit. We have told them this for a long time. AmEx’s lax policies allowed fraudulent transactions to be charged to my client’s card.”

I find this very amusing. Who in their right mind would give that woman a credit line? Who? The good news is that we can expect alot of incoherant rants from the crack corner. Strap in people, we’re in for a wild ride!!

For the Love of God Don’t Let Them BREED!!!

According to the Huffington Post, Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are an item. The pair has been secretly dating for the past three weeks, it seems.  If you just threw up in your mouth a little, don’t worry you aren’t alone.

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