Bale Classic

Linky-loos you can use.

The best films of the decade.  How many have you seen? Me?  17.  And one of them stars Christian Bale.  Oh Bale my Bale.  Pajiba.

As I balance a “real” job that requires more and more of my time and struggle to find time to do what I love which is write for this here blog, and as I become more and more tortured about how to reconcile my “real job” with my “fake job,” this article was exactly what I needed to read today.  Any way you slice it, life is hard.  Doing what you love is hard.  So just do what you can to do what you love, squeeple.  Even if it means subsisting on 6 hours of sleep a night.   Fierce and Nerdy.

The healthcare bill in its current form is absolute utter bullshit.  No, I don’t support it just because it’s “something.”  Yes, Obama (or Obama and his administration as some like to parse it) is pissing me off.  And to think just a year ago I was over the moon ecstatic about going to the historic inauguration.  Obama, you have to do better than this.  Daily Kos.

I yield, you yield, I object, you object, unanimous consent, the distinguished gentlemen, Eddie Murphy,  blarghity blarghity… Somebody wake me up when the U.S. Senate actually does something.  In the meantime, watch Stuart Smalley tell the distinguished fuckwit from Connecticut to STFU.  Gawker.

Bob Downey, Jr. in a jaunty hat.  I don’t care what he puts on his head.  I’ll still go full retard.  Go Fug Yourself.

RuPaul pokes fun at Sarah Palin, Wolf Huntress.  Going Vogue, FTW.  D Listed.

3-D art.  Kick ass + Win.  Holy Taco.

A Brothers Jonae is getting married.  Did the other one get married?  I know there’s three.  Or is it four?  I don’t know which is which (is which).  No don’t tell me.  I care not.   Gabby Babble.

Monday Kind of Bale

This is the first picture that came up when I googled “Bale Monday.”

The Original

Don’t be so glib!

Someone had the genius to make a Tom/Bale mash-up and it is ahhhhmazing.

Apparently Patrick Bateman was not just created out of thin air.  Sometimes you need to be inspired by a muse for the right inspiration.  Instead of a lovely siren Patrick, I mean, Christian  looked to another other worldly creature to pull from.

Hey, did you know my first name is Christina which is super close to Christian? See, it’s destiny and I’ve loved him since Newsies and Little Women. So if you have any intentions of stepping up then you better just step off or I will break out my fighting nails. Sorry, I got carried away and I apologize. But not really.

Tom Cruise was his choice of crazy to study and emulate. But there seems to be some question about the facts as the dates of his inspiration and when Tom Cruise was on David Letterman are called into question. I shall believe till I hear from my lover.

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Transvest-bale

Jesus H. Bale

or you’ll get a Bud Light to the face…

Wait, is that a bad thing…???

Watch out, Christian Bale! Depp is out-Bale-ing you!

Seriously y’all, why the hell is Johnny Depp so friggin awesome?  He’s just, like, this little morsel of awesomeness that I want to put in my pocket and carry around with me.  I’d feed him pocket treats like bacon and smoked salmon.  And every so often, I’d stick my hand in my pocket and pet him… heavily.

Johnny Depp stars in Public Enemies (with President of the People’s Republic of Thundersquee! and Thundersquee’s boyfriend, Lord Bale) a movie which has garnered critical acclaim and great reviews.  Apparently, while he was filming in Indiana, in a little town called Crown Point where Dillinger was locked up in 1934, Depp got wind of  a collector who owned the original badge of the Sheriff who locked Dillinger up for a short while.  According to the National Enquirer, Johnny asked to buy the badge for 10,000 dollars, but the owner said the badge wasn’t for sale at any price.

Later that day, after the collector observed Johnny Depp being really really ridiculously awesome (he apparently stood in the rain for hours signing autographs for his fans and also bought a bunch of sody pop for all the locals who were standing around watching him shoot the jailbreak scene for the movie), the collector decided to hand over the badge to Johnny FOR FREE.

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Public Bale-nemies

Oh, HELL no!

Mr. Squee! WILL be making another Batman movie.  Isn’t that right, honey? No need to answer.  I’ll do it for you.  That’s right! Granted, that’s not what he told MTV while promoting his new movie, Public Enemies (Also starring Johnny Depp, btw.  It really is like a Squee! come true).  He told MTV that he didn’t know if another Batman movie would be made, but that’s just crazy talk.  He’s surely just a little tired and doesn’t realize what he’s saying.  Being an actor, president and husband to an entire blog is tough work.

Watch the interview after the jump.  I need to go lay down now.

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Concerned Bale

He’s saying, “When will Thundersquee!’s technical ish-yews be fully resolved?”

Soon, love. Soon.

Terminator Salvation Opens

I just got back from the new Terminator movie and it was pretty freaking sweet. If you are looking for a full on, bone rattling action movie, Terminator Salvation is for you. The story is good. It’s got some plot holes, but nothing that distracts too heavily from the story. Plus, they lay a lot of groundwork that ties in nicely with the earlier films.

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Bale-inator Salvation

Our husband and President of the People’s Republic of Thundersquee! (once he became president we decided to let him put a ring on our finger), Christian Bale’s new movie Terminator Salvation opened yesterday, but the L.A. premiere was last week. Obviously this was an important moment for Mr. Squee! so we had to get dolled up and make him look good–I don’t know what he’d do without us, really.  So in celebration of the opening,  we present a very special Balicious Daily Bale featuring photos from the premier.

Thunder and Mr. Squee! at the Terminator Salvation Premiere.

We were working our dress, AND we had our hair did. It was hard holding back so we didn’t eclipse his beauty, but we somehow managed–barely. You like?

More Bale after the jump

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PLEASE GRAB A DRINK AND SIT DOWN BEFORE READING THIS!

I was sitting ready to gorge myself with snacks during my usual Thursday night TV orgy. Starting with Bones, Grey’s Anatomy, 30 Rock and on and on. It usually takes me until the  next day to get through them all.  So there I am, watching TV and minding my own business when I see something that jolts me like a punch to the back of the head.

A movie preview. It was as if Hollywood executives had crept into my dreams and made my movie dreams come true. Johnny Depp as John Dillinger. He was totally 1930s hot–very reminiscent of his 21 Jumpstreet days. I nearly exploded from excitement. But that can’t happen because then what would happen to my other, other, true love.

No, not Ryan Reynolds. Although that is a wonderful love, he’s still just number 3. What would become of my number one? BAAAAALE!!!!!! And then what happens? Do my eyes deceive me? Could it be?

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Bat-Bale (is it me, or is the Joker sort of Bale-like also?)

Music Edition

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Barbie and Ken (Barbie Girl)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let’s go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”
You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”

I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Oh, I’m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we’re just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

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President Christian Bale, People’s Republic of Thundersquee!

Motto: United States, you and I are DONE, secessionally. –SeaKat

You rock, SeaKat!

Trailer Version

Behold our boyfriend in the newest theatrical trailer from Terminator Salvation.

I’m definitely not done with him, professionally.

Happy St. David’s Day! (for those who don’t understand Welsh)

Welsh Flag, sadly devoid of any reference to Bale

What the hell am I talking about, you ask? It’s simple, really.  St. David’s day is the Welsh equivalent of St. Patrick’s Day. The difference being that the festivities don’t take place in Boston, Chicago or Ireland; they take place in Wales.  For those of you who are confused about my use of the word “Wales” without an “h,” or who can’t figure out why one would hold festivities inside a marine mammal, a geography lesson may be in order.

Wales is not, in fact, a misspelling of “whales.”  It is, in actuality, a country in the United Kingdom.  It shares a border with England, but is not Scotland, and covers an area roughly the size of Wales. It is also the birthplace of Thundersquee!’s boyfriend, Christian Bale.

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