Welp, we thought we’d have this whole “Comments Section” iss-yew handled by now, but nope. We’re still figuring it out. Anyone know a helpful techie who loves to work for free?

In other news, everything sucks and the world* is a horrible place.

*Except for the parts of the world that produce ponycorns, chocolate, rainbows and you guys. We’re cool with those. They don’t suck.

I apologize for not being around much. I’ve been sick, but I’m feeling much better now.

*thanks to chelsea, for the heads-up.

Does anybody remember when Obama said we could keep more of our paychecks earlier this year? They started taking out less tax and my check went up almost 20 bucks. Pretty cool right? Well, I just got my taxes done and that shit was not cool. I owe the government $2,000 because they have been taking less tax out of my checks. I didn’t ask them to start taking less, they did it on their own. Now I’m stuck with a crippling tax bill. I’m not a rich person, $50 is a lot of money to me. I don’t know where they get off doing this to people. What about the people who lost their jobs this year? How are they going to handle a huge tax bill? I would have been perfectly happy making $20 less a week to avoid this mess. Thanks Obama, you just completely screwed me.

I don’t have a dog, currently, because I rent. That doesn’t make me less of a “dog person,” though - I know me some dogs. And this one is looking like it’s been harangued. (Is “harangued” a word? Maybe! I don’t actually know; but it seems to fit this dog.) Now, I ain’t no PETA representative (although I get why the people that are, are) but something about this is just not sitting right with me. Ears flat back and all twitchy? That’s a sign that the dog in front of you hates your guts but isn’t willing to take that next step (which is biting your face off.) I don’t know what this person did to make this dog “smile” like this, but I’m pretty sure I’m not cool with it. Anyway. You be the judge.

I’ll be perfectly honest here, I have never sat through more than 5 minutes of Leno or Conan. Those types of shows just don’t appeal to me in any way. No Leno, Conan, Letterman, Fallon….. nothing. If I’m up that late I’m watching Adult Swim. For that reason I didn’t really pay much attention when the Late Night War began. However, I had to pay attention after awhile because it was all anybody was talking about. As I turned my attention to the war I noticed one thing: Leno is kind of an ass. Also, I can’t stand to look at him. His massive chin gives me nightmares. On the other end of the war Conan came out looking like late night Jesus. Dude is paying his staff six weeks of severance out of his own pocket. I thought gingers didn’t have souls. Does this mean South Park has been lying to me? I wouldn’t cry for Conan though, after this mess there will be a ton of people looking to give him a show.