Archive for the ‘Something Else’ Category
Posted by Sar on June 19th, 2009
Hey, kids. Stay in school. Your moms are getting sick of you.
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Posted by Sar on June 10th, 2009
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show, “Seinfeld Theme Song or Bjork Song?”
The clue: Scada da ba p!
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Posted by Sar on May 15th, 2009
Slap a man in the face and you will laugh for a moment. Teach a man to slap himself in the face and you will laugh for a lifetime.
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Posted by Sar on May 6th, 2009
If I ever heard the voice of a ghost, I’d be like “Talk to the hand, spirit!” and then if the spirit shut up, I would laugh at it, because oh my gosh what is this 1994?
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Posted by Sar on May 5th, 2009

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. But I also would have accepted, when it turns into a scary swamp monster that can walk and talk and wants to eat you.
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Posted by Sar on May 4th, 2009
It’s a fee country.
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Posted by Sar on May 1st, 2009

I just saw an ad that said, “Never diet again!”
Sweet, I can do that! I didn’t even have to click.
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Posted by Sar on April 30th, 2009
Have no fear, I am here, Get used to it.
Wait, I got my sayings mixed up.
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Posted by Sar on April 27th, 2009
All the best artists are addicts, and all the best addicts are artists.
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Posted by Sar on April 26th, 2009

Relationships are basically a really involved form of trick or treat. You pretty much just put on a mask and cross your fingers.
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Posted by Sar on April 24th, 2009
I was driving in a new neighborhood yesterday, and I went too far down the road. Once I realized it, I turned around at the next opportunity, which was actually a church’s parking lot.
Before I pulled into traffic, I looked up and - I’m not kidding - there was the church’s sign: “A Great Place To Turn Around.”
I can’t make this stuff up.
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Posted by Sar on April 23rd, 2009
Did you just spray Febreze in here?

When God closes a door, he opens a window.
I’m not trying to get predictably literal. It’s just that this essentially means that God would remove the most pleasant way out of a situation, and provide instead an unobtainable glimpse of freedom. Did he just want there to be a smaller opportunity for freedom? Did he get himself stuck in there, and he’s a little claustrophobic? Does he just think you keep the house way too cold? Does he prefer fresh air to house air? Couldn’t he just make another door, and open that one? For that matter, can’t he just open the same door back up? If he just wants the window open, why did he have to close the door? Which is bigger? It is a sliding glass door? Does the window go to the same place the door does, or somewhere else? Why doesn’t he stop focusing attention on the window, and just make the room itself a nicer place to be?
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Posted by Sar on April 22nd, 2009
If you can even hear me, SEC, I don’t think I believe in you anymore.
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Posted by Sar on April 21st, 2009
I’ve always heard people make fun of elderly women by referring to them as Grandma Moses. Turns out that she was a cool lady, and she’s a good example of someone finding real success pretty late in life. The woman’s an inspiration. Think of that next time you call someone Grandma Moses, and reconsider whether you want to pay them such a compliment. Brainstorm in advance for some other insulting names instead. I’d offer you some suggestions but I’m not some jerk who insults people just for being old.
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Posted by Sar on April 20th, 2009
You know what is so trendy? Atheism.
I’m going to go get a caramel macchiato and blog this from my iPhone.
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Posted by Sar on April 18th, 2009
I refuse to settle for less than second-best.
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Posted by Sar on April 17th, 2009
My psychological clock is ticking.
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Posted by Sar on April 16th, 2009
Hannah Montana Hannah Montana bo Bannah Montana, banana fanna fo Fannah Montana, fe fi mo Mannah Montana. Hannah Montana.
(Hat tip to my mother for calling me as soon as she thought of this.)
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Posted by Sar on April 15th, 2009
All the good ones are married or emo bitches.
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Posted by Sar on April 14th, 2009
Tonight the whole neighborhood’s power went out for two hours. That’s right. Not so smug anymore, are you, Earth Hour.
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