How far would you go?

Susan Finkelstein of Philadelphia, PA is a super fan of the Phillies.  Such a super fan, that she decided it would be a grand idea to solicit sex for World Series tickets, on Craigslist,  so that she could catch her beloved Phillies losing playing live against the evil empire that is the New York Yankees.

“I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other,” her ad read.

She was busted when an undercover police officer responded to the ad wherein she offered to perform lewd acts on the officer in exchange for the tickets.  I’d like to see the Philadelphia Phillies organization give her tickets for being so obscenely fanatic.

Afghan Edition

Real headlines, real stupid. Make web-based news a worthy endeavor and complete the thought (add on to the headline).

…but an afternoon dip in wine sounds about right.

Presidential Edition

Real headlines, real fun.  From Yahoo News.  Fill in the blank (Finish the headline):

He thought they were “meh.”

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