When it comes to the cute and wholesomeness scale, Taylor Swift ranks as follows. Puppies and kittens, Taylor Swift, babies dressed as puppies and kittens. Maybe she is just too nice to say no, but she really should have passed on this photo op. Hey Romeo, stay away from Juliet.

I feel sorry for Gayle having to wake up next to that every morning.

David Lee Roth has really let himself go.

Lady Gaga's date to the VMAs was Kermit the Frog. My question is this: When did Kermit start acting like Jon Gosselin, and can we expect him to start wearing Ed Hardy clothes now? Lady Gaga better watch her back. Miss Piggy is going to be PISSED.

I'm guessing the back of Lilo's shirt says LOL!

Baby's inner monologue: WHAT THE FUCK!!! When they said there was a rich white woman here to see me, I thought they meant Angelina. Hell, even Madonna would be all right, but Paris friggin' Hilton, are you kidding me? I just dropped a load in my diaper and I still smell better than her. She smells like syphilis and spray tanner. I'm probably going to end up like that rat Tinkerbell. She'll carry me around in her purse and then forget me in Fred Segal.

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"Hello, I'm actor Brad Pitt. You may have seen me in such films as Thelma & Louise, Fight Club or Burn After Reading. I'm not here to talk about my work in the movies, or even my efforts to rebuild the city of New Orleans. Today I want to talk to you about looking and feeling fabulous."

The next day Billy Ray and Miley got a hand delivered invitation to Hulk Hogan's Daddy-Daughter dance. This years theme is "A Night to Remember." Other guest attending will be Papa Joe Simpson with Jessica and Ashlee, Michael and Lindsay Lohan, and Ryan and Tatum O' Neal.

There is some serious dark wizardry going on here. How can one photo be so wrong and so right?

You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. A wanna be Cosby kid, a stripper, an A-Hole, a pretty boy, a wet dream and a douche bag (not pictured). Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club...uhh the Saved by the Bell Club.