They’re Also Okay With “I’m Not Quite Dead Yet,”  “I Feel Fine!” and “Really, I Think I’ll Go For A Walk!”

Welp, y’all, it’s not a big secret that I have issues with the LDS community. Some of you may remember my rants on The Site That Shall Not Be Named - but for those who weren’t privy to those rants, here’s a list of reasons, showcased rantily. (Yeah. I KNOW “rantily” isn’t a word. If you’re not cool with that, well, you can leave. Don’t let the door knock some rantiness into you on your way out.)

A) There’s that whole “Mark of Cain” thing… apparently, according to the Book of Mormon, black folk are the accursed descendants of Cain (you know. The Bad Twin in the Biblical “Cain and Abel” duo.) According to The Book Of Mormon, black people are black BECAUSE OF GOD’S CURSE on Cain for murdering Abel. In fact, It’s God’s punishment to the whole world, apparently, for Abel’s murder.  Cain’s descendants are black, and therefore made of da eeeeebil.

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