The I reaaaaally hope this is in fact a joke edition

In case you are unable to read this, here’s what it says. (more…)

Hilarity For Sale

First up:

What the crap is going on at U of M?

Angell Hall Bathroom Shitter - w4w

Dear Mystery Shitter:

I know. I know. It’s downright the worst bathroom on campus. The Michigan Daily even said so in an article once. It’s usually a swamp of blood, piss, shit, vomit, and several mystery substances. It’s got some interesting graffiti, but that’s about the only perk. I very rarely use it, as there’s a much nicer one down the hall. In fact, I shouldn’t even be using it at all– I graduated this spring. However, the internet is out at home, and I’ve been spending lots of time in the Fishbowl as a result. Sure, I could walk down to the nice bathroom, but the Hellhole (that is what I will call it from now on) is closer. Sue me for not wanting to walk for fifteen more seconds. I’m a massive lazy-ass. (Although I always take the stairs, even to the fifth floor in Dennison, so perhaps I’m entitled to a break.)

Regardless. With it being summer semester and all, the bathrooms are usually much cleaner. Even in the Hellhole, the majority of stalls are usable.

Not today. (more…)

The Camo Edition

My hilariously snarky neighbor, who recently started a job in Cajun Country, sent this around last night, with the admonition that he fully expected us to all fight over the sheer awesomeness of this chair:

Real Tree Camo and leather newly upholstered one of a kind chair. This is not “camp furniture”, it is a heavy and solid piece of furniture. Would be a perfect accent piece to any Den, Study or Man Cave! It is a low back, wide arm chair with a reversible cushion that can go all camo or in it’s sleek latte colored leather side, for a not so “wilderness” look. If you have any questions or would like more pictures or information on it please feel free to contact me.

Of course this had to be immediately circulated amongst the hags for feedback.  Here are some of the highlights:

Stopthemadness: “That chair would be perfect for huntin’ in the bayou!”

Lily the Pink: “What chair?  I can’t see a chair!”

Mae: “That is the classiest and finest piece of craftsmanship this side of a pull-n-pork sofa.”

Moments later, Mae again: “I can already picture that chair in the back of a ‘92 F-150 hunting nutria.”

The Amuse Bouche Edition

Here’s a little warm up for your weekend as we prepare for consuming wine bladders.

We here at Thundersquee don’t just set standards and blaze trails - we like to laugh at standards and stumble on trails. Earlier this week while I was laughing at standards and searching for a slightly used treadmill, I stumbled upon some hilariousness. You have to love Craig and his list and there are many ads that totes my goats. And so for the pleasure of your eyeballs I bring you some of the finest ads Craigslist has to offer. (more…)

Sorry, they’re all out of Laserdisc players

Thanks, Matt N.!

Owned by a little old anthropomorphic personification who only harvested souls on Sundays

Serious inquiries only.  Ask for Albert. If there’s no answer, don’t worry, he has your number.

Thanks again to Matt N. for the tip!

You should see what they barter

Is this genius, pathetic, or both?

My kingdom for some peanut butter

I mean, it sounds like a good deal, right?

This is a “Living World” plastic aquarium with a temperature guage and humidity guage. The plastic is tinted green and the item is in very good condtion. It has a hinged top with clip lock, and air holes in the lid. It could hold water, NO CRACKS.

I will trade for a sealed jar of peanut butter or $10.

Thanks to Matt N. for the tip.  If you find something odd on Craigslist, feel free to send us a link.

Will work for opportunity to kill things

I love the helpful inclusion of the deer photo just in case you don’t know what they are.

Thanks to Matt N. for the tip.  If you find something odd on Craigslist, feel free to send us a link.