The Return Of Teh Awesome

Why yes, that is an awesomely nerdy gingerbread house.  And, indeed, the gummy bears were used exquisitely.

Ham-let

Brian Cox teaches an adorable child the soliloquy from Hamlet

I can’t decide…

I don’t know what this kid is singing about, but I like it.

(Thanks to Ernessa, our fierce and nerdy friend for the tip!)

Three Busey Moon

Sick of Twilight?  Love Gary Busey?

Then this shirt is for you:

It makes a perfect stocking stuffer.  Don’t forget to add chiclets!

(Thanks to oilybohunk7 for the tip!)

It’s awesome time!

This clock is actually an LED screen looping a video of the designer manually redrawing the hands every minute and hour, in real time for 12 hours.  The clock is part of a larger body of work by Maarten Baas called Real Time, which includes several really unique and amusing takes on time keeping.

As an avid watcher of past civilization re-creation shows, I heart this.

Source: Laughing Squid.

You got servoed

A whole new world was revealed to me recently, the world of RC dancing robots.  Did you know there are people who not only spend time building robots, but also perfecting the ability to make them dance via remote controls? There are even robot dance competitions.  This is awesome on many levels.  For one, I now feel like I have a life, but also because I am sure there are many people out there who have gone too long without the means of living out their dreams of seeing a robot do the robot, and now those people can die happy.  I know I can.

Since he’s broke, perhaps Nick should get back into the commercial game?

Happy Birthday, my friend.

It’s a certain someone’s birthday today.  You may know him as “ramy.”  Or you may know him as “Iowa apologist.”  Or you may know him, in his drunker and more idiotic times, as “shit disturber.”  I know him as one of my best friends ever in the whole wide world of things.  He’s a miscreant with a heart of gold.  He’s a genius with more brainpower than a mentally challenged rabbit.  He brings gastronomic excellence to those who cross his path.  He’s a sinner and a saint.  A sock and a shoe.  A lawyer and a chef.  A Hawkeye and a Wolverine.  I’d follow him to the gates of hell, but then I’d quickly turn back because it’s friggin’ hot in hell and he knows damn well I don’t like him that much.

Raise your glasses, squeeple.  It’s a celebration, bitches.

Mama? Mama. MAMA!

Tom Cruise Auditions for Twilight

(Thanks to mme marbles for the tip!)

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Variations on a theme.

For Keebs, and his awesome round-up.

Cute, until they grow up and get the urge to remodel your kitchen.

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A reminder that the voice is truly an instrument.  A badass instrument when combined with a Ring of Power.

This dog knows how to party, y’all

We Are Douchebags!

This made me “awwwwwwwwww” in a big way.

This little girl proudly gave a report on her father who is fighting in Iraq… or so she thought…

What? No I’m not crying. It’s raining on my face.

(Thanks to justinsloe for the very masculine tip!)

Humans?  We’re fucked.

[via Gizmodo]

(Thanks to justinsloe for the tip!)

The Drunkest Guy Ever: A Silent Film

(Thanks to Lisa(#1) for the tip!)

You know you love the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.

“Boys becoming men; men becoming wolves.”