This is why people with no friends shouldn’t have phones

Every body’s favorite see-through shirt wearing douche is at it again. Michael Lohan was arrested today. No, being a complete asshat is not illegal now. Michael was arrested for violating his restraining order. Again. He didn’t violate the restraining order his ex-wife and super mom Dina Lohan has against him. The order he violated this time is the restraining order his ex-girlfriend Erin filed for. Much like the order Dina has against him, Erin’s restraining order states that Michael cannot have any communication with her at all. That means no phone calls, no letters, no holding a boom box above your head outside her bedroom window. Nothing. You hear that Michael? She doesn’t want anything to do with you! It seems that his Right Said Fred shirt has interfering with Michael’s ability to comprend this. Oh well, maybe some day he’ll dislodge his head from his ass. One can dream.

Tags: Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan, restraining order, Right Said Fred

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