Thundersquee’s 2009 Doosh Thunderdome!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Doosh Dossier 
This year has visited a groundswell of doosh upon the hapless heads of Hags and Squeeple alike. A torrential outpouring of vinegar so vast in scope and relentless in attack that it can relate to only this: the countless acts of dooshery, douchestacity, and douchebagelry with which we, in the People’s Republic of Thundersquee!, have been forced to reckon. It ain’t pretty people. We’ve had Kanye Interruptus; Carrie Preach-jean; Jon “Ed Hardy” Gosselin; Rush Oxylimbaugh; Glenn Crazy Eyes Beck; and the list goes on.
Here’s how it will work. For the next couple of weeks, we will recount some of the dooshes catalogued in our year-long category aptly titled “Doosh Watch 2009.” We will then pit the dooshes against each other in the Thunderdome. And you, dear squeeperson, will vote for your least favorite doosh, or-if you prefer a phrase more semantically accurate-the dooshiest doosh as between the dooshes.
Put on your protective goggles, squeeples. You do NOT want to look any of these dooshes in the eye.
So here’s what you do: Assess the dooshery based on our prior blog posts throughout the year and any independent knowledge you may have of a particular doosh’s dooshiness. And then vote! It’s as easy as saying… something that’s easy to say.
We will provide a doosh dossier on each of three Doosh of the Year Nominees throughout the day. Then at the end of the day (8 p.m. PST-ish) that day, we will open the polls for voting. You vote for the dooshiest of the three. And at the end of the doosh round robin, we will pit our final three nominees against each other and award a Giant Bag of Doosh to our Douche of 2009. Stay classy, squeeple!
First up are Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Megan Fox or as we at Thundersquee! like to call them, the Pig, the Lipstick, and the Pig in Lipstick.
Rush Limbaugh
(1) he’s oh so easy to dislike;
(2) he rules RNC Chairman Michael Steele with a pudgy oxy-filled fist;
(3) he thinks Mexico tried to infect us with pig AIDS;
(4) he makes assholic statements about Sonia Sotomayor and her heritage;
(5) he makes dickish comments about Henry Louis Gates, Jr. being a black militant;
(6) he inspires WTF!?-ism with his musings on Tiger Woods;
(7) he thinks people who exercise are fucking up the health care system;
(8) he blames Obama for Mark Sanford’s affair;
(9) he blames Obama for Michael Jackson’s death;
(10) he is a racist fuckwit;
How dooshy do you think Limbaugh is? Ponder the case we’ve made throughout the year, and add your own musings in the comments section.
(Stay tuned throughout the day as we make our case for Sarah Palin and Megan Fox.)
Put on your protective doosh gear, squeeple.
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December 18th, 2009 at 7:22 AM
XENU says:I believer Tiger wins, hand down… Jon Gosselin comes in a close second.
December 18th, 2009 at 8:00 AM
Sarah says:Also Joe Jackson. HUGE Doosh.
Not the “Is She Really Going Out With Him” guy; he’s cool.
I feel that it’s important to make this distinction, lest people yell “DOOOOSH!” whenever “Steppin’ Out” comes on their adult contemporary radio station.
December 18th, 2009 at 8:09 AM
BethJoe says:Kudo to the interesting post and i have also bookmarked your RSS feeds for more updates.
December 18th, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Jujubees says:So many douches, who to choose?
December 18th, 2009 at 9:04 AM
Lisa(#1) says:11) he has the balls to speak for the black community and Tiger’s choice of mistress thereupon.
And I know this isn’t like, a real point, but I hate his radio voice. It is all supercilious and smarmy. I am sure he is the smartest person he knows, which is the whole problem.
December 18th, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Lily the Pink says:If nothing else, I think he should get smuggest douche of the year.
December 18th, 2009 at 10:44 AM
SeaKat says:Yeah, I don’t think Tiger or Megan Fox can possibly take this title from Rush or Palin. I mean, the aftermath of Tiger and Fox’s* reign of doosh is pretty limited in scope, in terms of the world. Palin and Rush are actually DANGEROUS. (TMIMO)
*OMG -I can’t believe that I only just realized now that they MUST get together. She is his density.** They are PERFECT for each other: He’s sexually compulsive, and she’s fame-whorey enough to not actually care. She’s also insecure enough to be willing to do anything he wanted in bed. She might actually be able to keep him tired enough to leave the hospitality workers of the world alone! It would be TABLOID HEAVEN.
** not a typo
December 18th, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Lisa(#1) says:Hellooooooooo! Mcflyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Mr.#1 tells me I am his density. Squee!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:17 PM
SeaKat says:And when you’re using the quote to refer to Megan “Soundbites of Stupid” Fox, the phrase kind of does double-duty, no? :)
December 18th, 2009 at 12:46 PM
stopthemadness says:double reverse quotation marks, FTW.