Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Quite Get It
Continues to Be Adequite! 
Jesus H. Biscuits and gravy with a side of shrimp grits, y’all. Lindsay Lohan continues to break my heart. OK, she doesn’t really (although it’s true that I have a soft spot for her… and Britney), but I did watch Mean Girls recently and she was just so damn good in it, TMIMO. She was healthy, had a normal sized rack, her hair was the proper color, and well… she didn’t look like a cracked out whackadoodle. But those days are long gone. And maybe it’s time I poured some on the curb for my cracked out homey and just let go of the sadness. This girl is beyond help. She keeps callin’ it a comeback, but L.L. can’t even help her now.
Lindsay’s notion of a “comeback” seems to be all about sex and nekkidness. Leggings with kneepads? Check. Nude photo shoot that is a failed attempt at paying tribute to Marilyn Monroe? Check. Nude photo shoot that is a failed attempt at paying tribute to the steamy decade-old relationship between British coke vacuum model Kate Moss and hot cup of Bale Johnny Depp? Check.
From the New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan will probably shock her fans in a raunchy new ménage à trois magazine photo shoot inspired by Kate Moss and Johnny Depp’s fiery relationship.
The starlet posed in bed with handsome male model Petey Wright, and then invited sultry dancer Sofia Boutella to join the party during the shoot at LA’s Chateau Marmont. Lohan poses as Moss, who dated Depp for four years until 1998, in the provocative, 18-page shoot for Milan-based Muse magazine.
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Photographer Yu Tsai told Page Six: “I was always fascinated by Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, and when I asked Lindsay to do a shoot, she jumped at the chance. It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the ’90s. When I suggested adding another girl, Lindsay invited Sofia, who is a friend and a dancer for Madonna.
“The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity,” Tsai said. “There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.
“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.
“She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.’ ” The magazine is out tomorrow.
You keep using the word “artistic integrity.” I do not think it means what you think it means. Check yourself, Linds. You’re going to look like this soon.
Here are more pictures of her “artistic integrity.”
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December 8th, 2009 at 12:48 PM
oilybohunk7 says:Heavens to Betsy! I shouldn’t have clicked, I want to remember her as Mean Girls Lindsay or maybe even Parent Trap Lindsay.
December 8th, 2009 at 1:02 PM
TheHobo says:Is it just me, or does that not even look like her?
That was not good ass either. Those things below the ass? They’re supposed to have something on them…they’re called “thighs.” They are made up of muscle, and even a little fat, and they are usually part of the attractive back-shot package. Lilo’s seem to be missing. As well as the rest of her ass. And her arms. Where did her biceps go? And her triceps…
Someone needs to put a APB out for Lilo’s muscles.