Shaq Is No Fool
He just plays one in real life
Check it out guys, Shaq got himself some good divorce lawyers. Shaq’s wife Shaunie decided that she would file her divorce papers in a California court. What’s the big deal you ask? She doesn’t live in California, or didn’t live there until a couple of weeks before she filed the papers. This action made Shaq’s lawyers give her two snaps and a head roll because she is a resident of Florida and only filed in California because she’d get more money there. Clever girl. It’s too bad Shaq has a team of super powered lawyers. Meanwhile, Shaq has no idea what’s going on because he’s too busy Twittering about his farts.
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December 1st, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Nurse Natasha says:On a nondouche note, shaq just paid for a funeral of a 5yr old girl here in NC that was raped a killed. Her mom is being accused of pimping her out..
December 1st, 2009 at 12:33 PM
chelsea says:He just plays one in real life,What a basketball?
December 1st, 2009 at 1:23 PM
Mae says:i don’t think there is anything douchey about this on shaq’s part. now shaunie, how much money do you need? they have like 29 kids together and they’ve been married long enough that she’ll probably still be sitting pretty without trying to scam more.