What Would Jesus Tweet?
Little pearls of LOL’dom
So Stopthemadness and I were brainstorming earlier on this bleary, not-quite-fall Monday - and we mused, what if the son of God had a Twitter account? What would he tweet?
Possible examples:
“@MaryMagdalene. No, I do not want to look at ur sexxxy pics. U R a whore. LOLZ!!!111one. Srsly. Repent.”
“And God said, let there be light. And there was Facebook.”
“can’t talk now. nails in wrists. be back in three days.”
“no, tim tebow is not ME. srsly. come on, sheeple.”
“criss angel can’t turn water into wine. i, however, can. dude.”
What do you think? If Jesus were to tweet, what would he say?
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November 27th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
potato-sensei says:I totally wrecked @Lazarus’s funeral by bringing him back to life! Chili’s anyone?
November 27th, 2009 at 8:03 PM
stopthemadness says:@christ’s blood tastes like wine. lol. 4srs.
November 27th, 2009 at 9:09 PM
potato-sensei says:crazy fun in the Jordan River today! Ma cousin @JohnThaBaptist totes dunked me! lol. I’ll have your head for this! :P
November 28th, 2009 at 8:12 AM
SeaKat says:p-s - ha ha ha ha haa!!!
November 28th, 2009 at 8:28 AM
potato-sensei says:Epic Sushi on the mount today. Totes served like 5000 ppls.
November 28th, 2009 at 1:03 PM
Dr. Gunslider says:totes aggro-punked the money changers at temple today. Shalom MoFo’s!
November 29th, 2009 at 10:52 AM
potato-sensei says:foot washing at seder tonight. @simonpeter I think you have athlete’s foot…
November 30th, 2009 at 4:01 AM
BunchOfFives says:My birthday’s coming up. None of that myrrh crap this time ok?
November 30th, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Addicted to Addiction says:Hhahahha, “Srsly. Repent.” Gold!
@Justin Bobby: I want my look back.