KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round Up
I’m sorry but if I saw this coming at me on a dark night in an Applebee’s parking lot, I’d brick it in the face and ask questions later. I guess Leighton Meester learned to put makeup on at clown college.
“Dude. You think any of these people are holding? Seriously, I need a toke before I sit through this crappy movie again. DUDE! We should get waffles after this. Tell Rob and Ashley but don’t say anything to Dakota. She’s been acting weird since we kissed making The Runaways. So, like, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you retarded or something?”
One of two things is happening to Katie Holmes. Either Suri is sucking the life force out of her at night while she sleeps or Tom used all her makeup again when he, Suri and John Travolta played Disney Princess dress up tea party.
Papa Joe Simpson has been locked in his masturbatorium since he saw this photo. Twice a day servants bring him food, a fresh box of Kleenex and two gallons of Gatorade.
Is it just me or is Rosie O is starting to look like a mean version of Lorenzo ‘the Renegade’ Lamas?
Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, John Travolta, Katie Holmes, KeeblerKahn, Kristen Stewart, Leighton Meester, Lorenzo Lamas, Papa Joe Simpson, Rosie O'Donnell, Suri Cruise, Taylor Lautner, Tom Cruise, Twilight: New Moon
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November 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 AM
TheHobo says:I think that series was too much to take this early on a Monday. I’m going to try again when my brain is less sensitive.