Goodbye Cruel Squee
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
OK, that was a lil dramatical but I must bid farewell for a teensy bit. Due to my lack of coolness and my tendency to injure myself, I am having surgery on Moonday. That’s a shout out to any Twi-heads even though I will not be watching it.
Let me do a recap of my injuries:
- 1981, concussion due to tripping over my own feet and falling down stairs
- 1983, painful no no area injury from walking into my cousins cleats during a big kick
- 1987, another concussion due to not landing jump off pyramid. Well, I landed but broke the fall with my head.
- Skipping a decade, 1993, hand surgery from a honey bear tragedy, it involved a knife.
- 1996, C-section because my baby got stuck
- 2001, C-section because my bebe was too big and again got stuck
- 2006, Removal of baby factory because my body got tired of having babies and shut that shit down
- 2008, Removal of gall bladder for some reason my body decided to shut that shit down too.
- 2009, 2nd degree arm burn involving hot ass soup and lack of coordination of yours truly
- 2009, June bug removal from ear
- 2009, Another accidental stabbing of self while trying to open something
- Two weeks ago, Cutting tendon of right middle finger. Undergoing surgery to reattach tendon, Monday
You get the point, I am a danger to myself and I’m amazed I’m still alive. I shall be recovering and unable to type after they put the pin in my finger. Well, I could type but it would just be one handed typing and I’m going to be on pain pills so I fear what the hell I may type.
I bid you farewell, for a week or so, Squeeple. Think of me fondly.
May The Bale be with,
Juju(I will cut me)bees
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Tags: Injuries To Which Juju Is Prone, Jujubees, Surgery
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November 23rd, 2009 at 9:03 AM
PizzaGirl says:Good luck and a speedy recovery! Also, a June bug?! I would need psychotherapy if a bug ever went anywhere near my ear.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:31 AM
oilybohunk7 says:I wish you luck on a speedy recovery as well!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:02 AM
TheHobo says:I knew I was terrified of June bugs for a reason….
Get well soon! *hugs*
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Helen Skor says:Good luck, Juju!!
And how did I miss that june bug incident?!
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 AM
chelsea says:You got all the bad shit out the way, good luck
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:34 AM
rumoUr says:Good luck! Hope all goes well. And just think of the silver lining. You can’t do the dishes with only one hand.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 AM
chelsea says:On drugs reading could be more satisfying than writing or more entertaining
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Chelsea - PETA Protector says:Good luck and be safe!
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 PM
lava says:i wish you a speedy recovery! so that you can report on the endless tv shows you’ll be watching!
ya done yet?
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 PM
lava says:how bout now?
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:05 PM
SeaKat says:rumoUr - I think that’s technically called “the silverWARE lining.” hardeee har har. Oh, my knee.
Juju - I think Bella Swan’s major (read: only) defining characteristic was STOLEN from you! Sue! SUE STEFANIE MEYER! TAKE HER FOR ALL SHE’S GOT!! That is all.
Wait - no, it’s not:
Get better soon - I’m going to miss your hilarity. Most esp. the late night infomercial breakdowns…those killed me.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:08 PM
chelsea says:Are you crying yet¿
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:13 PM
SeaKat says:Do you mean me, chelsea?
Not…yet.
::looks around::
I’m scared now.
November 24th, 2009 at 4:33 AM
blah says:a bug? Wow! I remember the vicious attack on you by the soup Gods. That looked just incredibly scary and painful. Good luck. All is not lost; you can drink you beer through a straw. It’s the epitome of klass and high-brow. I think they do it in England so you know its faUncy.