And Then There’s This…
Linky-loos you can use.
Preppy punk? Oxymoron, emphasis on MORON. Really, I don’t get how, based on no talent and a nose job, Ashlee Simpson can get yet another new gig. I mean, in this economy? The mind, she is boggled. DListed.
Purdey. Gizmodo.
Cord Jefferson hates old people. True story. The Awl.
I almost got married in Kelly Pickler’s dress (3d pic). However, the boobs would not abide. Also, the jewel thing looks cheap in person. Also, the material looks cheap. Basically, I looked like a cheap, wanna be upscale hooker with overspilling boobs. But she looks nice? Jezebel.
ET was totally a zombie, dead bloated sloth. National Geographic.
Don’t call him a doosh-bag, he’s been one for years. Undoing what the Great Oprah got did, Mike Tyson punched out a photog, proving, once again, he has no self-control. You’re shocked, I’m sure. USA Today.
Need some culture, but don’t have the time for long-winded poetry? Three-line poems can help. Fierce and Nerdy.
Having problems with your ass or ass urea? Maybe these products can help. Gawker TV via Gizmodo.
Shit My Dad Says: Twitter feed, book, sitcom? Yep. Let your jealousy rain down like fire from the volcano of your exploded head. Wired.
Lou Dobbs quits this bitch. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you. I’m out! HuffingtonPost.
And that, squeeps, is what’s up!
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Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Butt Problems, Cord Jefferson, Dead Sloth, Jealousy, Kelly Pickler, linky-loos, Lisa(#1), Lou Dobbs, Mike Tyson, Milky Way, Shit My Dad Says, zombies
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November 13th, 2009 at 7:32 AM
Deimos says:Cord hates everything but lumberjack shirts.