Comments on: Axe Body Spray Is A Big, Fat Liar

By: Rev. Random

Rev. Random — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:20:45 +0000

The only way I discovered Axe Body Spray is when my eyes started watering and I broke out in a coughing fit after my nephew (13) walked by. He continues to use it and I continue to “remind” him that any scent I can smell from 10 feet away is just too much…trying to avoid the argument about quality (which I will lose because I am obviously not cool enough to comment).

Sigh. Just trying to do my part folks.

By: Lea

Lea — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:34:29 +0000

ummmmmm my husband has a deodorant that actually does kinda get me hot. It smells so good, it’s amazing! I purposefully sniff him near his armpits on occasion. Just had to confess that.
thank you.
Had this guy ever thought to work on anything other than his scent? maybe he smelled, um, good?, but was a huge pile of nasty otherwise-like, all greasy or mean? I feel bad for him really. maybe his lack of critical thinking skills hurt him.

By: potato-sensei

potato-sensei — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:27:36 +0000

You know I’m wondering if he saw the commercial where the guy uses axe and turns into chocolate, and women procede to eat him and tear his limbs off.

Is he also suing axe for not turning him into a chocolate man?

By: Dr. Gunslider

Dr. Gunslider — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:34:15 +0000

payter, sounds like your husband and I have the same agenda when it comes to toiletries. I don’t think I’ve ever spent more than 5 minutes in the health and beauty section of stores.

Sarah, Aqua D’Gio is some seriously good stuff. Not good in the “I’ll get overcome by a horde of women throwing themselves at me” kind of way. Good in the way it doesn’t have the effect that the panther cologne had in Anchorman. It’s a clean smell that isn’t sweet or musky.

Which reminds me, what the hell is up with those “musk” scented colognes? When I wear cologne, I don’t want that smell to remind me of armpits. Is it supposed to be manly or something? If I want to smell like cheap cologne and armpit, I’d wear Brut.

By: lava

lava — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:57:40 +0000

i tell my husband soap makes the heart grow fonder.

but seriously he uses that axe snake peel body wash and it smells damn good!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:09:53 +0000

One of those is a half word! I’ll figure out which one eventually.

When I met my husband, he wore Aqua di Gio and I’m pretty sure that’s how he got me to stick around long enough to fall in love with him. It was also nice that he only used enough to smell good rather than trying to bomb the entire hemisphere with it.

Soap and water is pretty great, too. Any kind of soap. Or any kind of water, for that matter. Well, most kinds of water. Which reminds me that I’m really, really glad people have stopped calling ‘eau de toilette’ toilet water. I don’t care if that’s the direct translation, it’s just gross. As is bathing in water from the toilet.

By: potato-sensei

potato-sensei — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:03:42 +0000

I love a man who showers daily.

By: ramy

ramy — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:40:46 +0000

two and a half words:
febreeze walk-through…

By: TheHobo

TheHobo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:58:52 +0000

My ex wears Right Guard deodorant and is an Irish Spring soap dude, and I always liked the way he smelled. But he also showers daily, which I think makes the difference.

Dear High School boys and other people who think cologne covers up bad smells: try showering, soap of your choice. It really does make all the difference.

kthnxbai

By: oilybohunk7

oilybohunk7 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:11:57 +0000

My dad has always worn Stetson. It sounds super cheesy but since my dad is made out of awesome it isn’t. Now my 6 year old nephew is following in the tradition, he puts on a splash “for the ladies” when he catches the bus at my parents house. It seems to be working because he has two little ladies vying for his attention.