We Interrupt Your Daily Snark to Bring You a Fuzzy Update
November 12 is fast approaching, and not a Miley tweet in site.
Save Fuzzy
November 16 is fast approaching and soon, Fuzzy, will most likely be dead cat meowing. And finally, Miley responds, and she’s not taking the bait. Miley calls bullshit and apparently, Crazy McCrazyson has heard this news and may actually shorten the deadline.
Here is the latest on poor the poor kitty:
“Miley knows and doesn’t care about Fuzzy (http://bit.ly/EvqIu). Depressed. Maybe I should shorten the deadline instead of extending it :(
November 03, 2009
“A lot of you seem to be bombarding PETA and other Animal Rights organizations with spam about MileySaveFuzzy, but neglecting to actually read their feedback. I decided to help everyone out, so people can spare their valuable time and help conserve some network traffic on the way.
The main organizations you’ve all been whining complaining to are PETA and The Humane Society. They both responded. I took the liberty to bring you their official responses: “
[Miley's video after the jump.]
I guess people out there are eating beaver and armadillos, so why not cats? I’ve lived in Texas over a decade and have yet to see an armadillo that wasn’t roadkill. I have no intentions of eating one of those nasty looking things. I’m sorry, Fuzzy. (That had nothing to do with the poor kitty’s plight but I just find it odd I’ve never seen a live armadillo.)
What else is new on the cat killer’s site? Glad you asked since I was about to tell you. There’s a lovely recipe for braised cat and reading it made me dry heave. And more recipes wil be available as soon as she or he (it could be a 35 year old dude), gets some.
Poor, poor, poor, Fuzzy.
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Tags: cat killer, doosh, douchebags, Jujubees, Miley Cyrus, save fuzzy
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November 6th, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Cristal Methodd says:I lived in Houston for two years and I saw one live armadillo.
I’ve lived in FL for three years and I’ve seen more gators than I can count. I’ve also eaten a little bit of one.
I’ve seen live cats all over the place, but I haven’t eaten any of those. I’m more of a chicken person anyway.
November 6th, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Mae says:I’m sorry, I can’t even take this shit seriously. I would rather read a thousand stories about amy winehouse or britney spears. HELL, even Speidi, than read this bullshit. She’s not going to kill her fucking cat in the name of Miley fucking Cyrus. You know why? Because the minute she posts a picture of said dead cat, the police will be knocking at the fucking door because of animal torture/mutilation laws which are taking very fucking seriously lately. Ask my brother, who was on house arrest and 2 years probation for kicking a dog. Can we please stop writing about it?
November 6th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
janice says:What if s/he doesn’t live in the States? Animal cruelty laws vary a lot from country to country.
Either way, this is some messed up tomfuckery.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Mae says:she* mentioned where she lived previously.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
janice says:Oh seriously? Where? I read some crazy business about “I live in a country with no animal cruelty laws” or something.
Let’s get her!
November 6th, 2009 at 5:45 PM
jujubees says:She lives in china. I still think it’s an old dude.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Mae says:1) People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), a global animal rights organization, said that “only seven states in the U.S. have laws against eating dogs and cats,” which, unfortunately, does not include the state where “Cat lady” resides.
2) “Many have also pointed out that the individual must live in the United States. Why? In the threat given on the website, the fan states that Miley must return to Twitter before 10 pm eastern time on November 16, 2009. With that logic, this would put the fan somewhere on the east coast of the United States.”
3) She has claimed in another interview that she lived in Texas for 10 years.
4) http://www.ictmag.info/politics/girl-threatens-to-kill-cat-unless-miley-cyrus-returns-to-twitter/
that’s not someone of asian descent.
anyways, it’s a publicity stunt. the domain mileysavefuzzy.com was registered through a company that protects the registrant’s name. no, 18 year old super fan is that savvy.