Levi Johnston is Going to Show Us His Johnson
And We Will All Throw Up In Our Collective Mouths 
For serious, y’all. If you hadn’t heard, Levi Johnston is going full frontal for Playgirl magazine. And not only that, he’s already getting awards for it:
To recognize Johnston’s status as “biggest pop culture star turned sex star,” adult website Fleshbot will present Johnston with a Crossover Star award at its first annual Fleshbot Awards
For those who don’t know, Levi Johnston is the dude who knocked up Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol. They were engaged for a hot minute before they called it quits. So, he was almost the Vice-Presidential son-in-law and now he’s going to be dangling his man parts for all the world to see. Um… awesome?
I don’t know how I feel about this. Johnston has been engaging in a very public war of words with Sarah Palin, talking about how he has so much dirt on her that she wouldn’t want the public to know, like how she calls her Down’s Syndrome baby “retarded.” Palin, of course, is firing back talking about how he’s a famewhore and will say anything for attention. Pot? Meet kettle. You’re both black.
Part of me thinks these Playgirl shenannies are some sweet ass revenge. I mean, he went from being part of the Republican Tent of Family Values to baring his wang for, essentially, a bunch of gay dudes. Because let’s face it… any person who thinks that women are buying Playgirl magazine has something wrong with their mind-head.
Not only is he making himself a tidy sum of cash, I’m sure, but he’s also flipping the bird to his high and mighty former almost family. And, he’s also flipping the bird to the GOP which paraded him and Bristol around like circus freaks.
On the other hand, I don’t want to see your twig and two berries, dude. I just don’t. I guess objectively, he’s good looking. But still. In my mind he’s got the Palin taint on him. And if he keeps up this publicity stunt, then she’s gonna keep posting dumb shit on her Facebook page. And ultimately, I really just want her to go away.
Heh. I said taint.
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Tags: I don't want to see your peen, Levi Johnston, Playgirl, Sarah Palin, stopthemadness
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November 6th, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Jujubees says:They keep things super classy in that house.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:18 PM
chelsea says:no big thing