Awwww, Michael Lohan, We All Misunderstood You.
We should all be ashamed of ourselves for judging. 
Remember a couple of days ago when Michael Lohan released private convos between himself and Lindsay? We were all, “What a douchebag,” “What parent would tape private conversations with their child and hold on to them to use at a later date?”
Well, guess who just released another clip of a private conversation? If you guessed, Mi Han ( I just made that up, I’m working on it), then you win nothing but you are correct, Squeep. But don’t you go spilling your beer; if you do, will judge you, so please don’t spill the nectar of heaven. Especially if it’s Bud Light Lime.)
Let me explain: He’s only doing this to clear his besmirched name. You can hear Dina talking about getting a knuckle sandwich in the pie hole from Lindsay. They said Lindsay had to go to rehab and Lindsay knocked a mother trucker out. Let that be a lesson to you all if you ever run into her. Don’t mention the word that rhymes with, “mefab.”
Dina also claims she tried to get Lindsay not to move to Hollywood when she turned 18. Ummm, I find that hard to believe since she partied with her daughter and once said, “Lindsay’s having to go to rehab was ‘ridiculous’.” Or maybe Dina just said that because she didn’t want to get punched again?
But now you can see why Mi Han had to do this, right? By releasing this tape his name will be cleared because……., oh yeah, “Lohan says he only released the personal audio tapes because he’s afraid for his daughter’s life, and he’s tired of being targeted as the bad guy.” And somehow his releasing all these tapes will make Lindsay more willing to enter rehab and also make him look less douchey.
Soooooo, releasing the tapes will make him look like less of a bad guy because……ummmm, I’m going to have to ponder this more as my brain was twisted right into a pretzel working this all out.
Now don’t you feel like a big jerk for thinking the worst of him?
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November 6th, 2009 at 7:17 AM
Sarah says:I totally do! (No, I don’t.)
But I definitely DON’T feel like a big jerk for laughing my coffee right out my nose when I saw this photo that he clearly TOOK OF HIMSELF in a mesh shirt from the International Male catalog.
That just makes me feel like my sinuses hurt now. Totes worth it, though.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:59 AM
Jujubees says:I know. I was looking for pictures and they were all so, meh. And then this little beauty crossed my eyes and after I stopped laughing, I knew it was the one. I’m sure those Right Said Fred guys are crying with jealousy. The fact you can tell he took it himself is the lime in the beer.
November 6th, 2009 at 9:19 AM
potato-sensei says:This is such a myspace pose, too. Look at the way he’s got the camera held out at arms length.
And hey, a picture is usually worth a thousand words, but this one is worth five and they are “Hey, look at my nipples!”
November 6th, 2009 at 9:41 AM
Jujubees says:Hey, I’m, Michael Lohan father of Linsday Lohan
People I’d like to me; My own daughter
My interests; Talking to people holding cameras, crusading, see through shirts.
November 6th, 2009 at 10:10 AM
blah says:“Why yes…that IS my Mazda Miata convertable double parked; thank you for asking. What can I say? It’s a chick magnet. What do ya think about me getting this nip pierced? I figure it will look good next to these two arms of mine; I like to call this one ‘Thunder’, and the other one ‘Lightning’. Tell me, does this smell like cholorform to you?”
November 6th, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Jujubees says:If you like my gun show and think my shirt is sexy, come on, im be back.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Lisa(#1) says:I just want to say that I have a hard time with this article because of the aforementioned nipple issue. It is so pink and erect. Ugh. I am gross.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Jujubees says:Yeah, I hadn’t even gone there, till now. One, two, Lohan’s nips are coming for you.
November 6th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
potato-sensei says:I’m sorry. Miata’s are not chick magnets. My friend Mike used to have one, and he’s still a virgin. And his favorite pick up line was “I’ll take you for a ride in my convertable.”
Yeah, no.