Ripped Five Year Old Impresses Guinness Book of World Records
Invites Them to See “The Gun Show,” Maybe Some Cartoons Later
Hey! Remember how Balloon Boy’s dad turned out to be an exploitative dooshface? And so are Jon and Kate? And Octomom? Well, you’ll stop thinking about those losers in just a second!
Giuliano Stroe, AGE THIS MANY (that’s five fingers) of Romania has become famous for his bodybuilding skillz. The boy’s dad, Iuliano Stroe, says that the kid’s been going with him to the gym since he was born, and has been training since he was THIS MANY (that’s two fingers.)
One could say that this is just how this particular father and son have “bonded,” and that it’s nice that they have shared interests. That’s if one weren’t willing to stop and consider questioning the motives of a father who would start a toddler on a rigorous weight-training schedule, and then put him in a bunch of competitions. But no worries! Papa Stroe says that “if he gets tired, we go and play.” Which is weird, because when I was five, I got tired FROM playing! This kid is just going and going all the time! People would pay good money to have that kind of energy! And the ability to pack on that kind of muscle! If only there were some kind of injection…
Oh.
Tags: Bodybuilders, Giuliano Stroe, Guinness Book of World Records, kids, Kidsploitation, Parents Who Are Also Dooshes, Sarah, Steroids?
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October 27th, 2009 at 9:29 AM
blah says:Gross. Creepy. Exploitive.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:33 AM
jimmy says:I am mildly disturbed and severely uncomfortable with this.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:52 AM
TheHobo says:I’m pretty sure kids don’t have the right hormones to…
Oh.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:15 AM
payter says:This angers me. If this kid gets hurt, he could stunt his growth. His bones are still growing. This is why there are age limits on kids working out in gyms.
Except in Romania? Or going to the gym = going to the basement. Whatever. This is wrong.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:19 AM
AdmittedlyAddicted says:Reason #1,223,734 Why I Love Thundersquee:
Even on my worst days, I am a parental unit of GOLD.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Nurse Natasha says:Amen admittedlyAddicted!!
I was thinking the same thing…..
October 27th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
lava says:^^ me too! well worth the creepiness.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
Mae says:well, romania is pretty much stuck in a different century. sooo..
October 27th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
PizzaGirl says:This is like those toddler beauty pageants where the little 5 year old girls wear suggestive clothes and do sexy dances. It’s just wrong.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:37 PM
SeaKat says:Welcome, Pajibers - take off your coats, look around. We’re pretty friendly here. And we dig Buffy, Fillion, etc. So you should feel right at home.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
Mae says:pajibers? where? i don’t smell any new scents.
… i just decided i don’t like the word “scent.” it’s going in the ‘do not open’ box with ‘panties’, ‘moist’ and ‘period.’
October 27th, 2009 at 5:23 PM
Sar says:It’s because of “scintillating” right? Which is a word old people use.