We here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…

Best caption: shu_shu

“Are you tired of going ‘187? when F7 tries to reject all your Ebonics lingo? Do you wish that ‘Gang Sign’ or ‘Tagz’ were legitimate font choices? Would’t it be great if your MS Narrator playback was in Autotune?

Then look no further! Bill Gates & Tyler Perry proudly present: Microsoft Word - ThugLife; an urban adaptation on a Caucasion proliferation.

Now available wherever Swisher Sweets, ‘Glass Rose’ crack pipe tubes, and Grape Drank is sold! Get your copy today!!!! (or…as soon as your EBT card gets refilled!!!!!)”

Why not, indeed: chelsea

Chicago is spelled Glamor. That’s it’s world image.Just saying the word Chicago set my heart a flutter,even better why not Newark.

I think I may have to agree with you…what!?… jus’ sayin’!: oilybohunk7

Cristal, I’ve had my hedgie a year and a half and he is STILL grouchy! It is just his personality. I have two overly affectionate cats so I kind of appreciate it when he just gives me the stink eye. I’m looking for a tiny wizard hat for him for Halloween. I’m an asshole.

Best advocate for turtle marital rights: shanaction

Can turtles sign prenups? Cuz if so, I’m down to marry a turtle as long as it’s a legal citizen, pays taxes and is able to communicate its consent. Sexy sloshy times?

So true: chelsea

Heather would sue you for her rightful 90% of the planet

Hit it and quit it?: Dr. Gunslider

I think he’s saying “I’m gonna hit it like this, then I’m gonna hit it like that.”

The power of chicken compelled you: AdmittedlyAddicted

Remember ALL those times I posted about how we’re raising our child in a color blind house and blah blah blah. Yesterday, my son (4 years old) was talking about how he only likes his BFF and his dad on his teeball team, because everyone else is different. How are they different you ask? They aren’t brown. Only, his BFF is as close to albino as you can get without actually being albino. And one of his other teammates is definitely “brown.” So, after asking for a little clarification - apparently if you are his friend, and he likes you…you’re brown. I’m blaming stm giving me my black card - that Kenyan birth certificate must be confusing him.

Tags: Best in Squee!, stopthemadness

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