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Skimming Rainbow Presents: Things My Grandma Told Me
According to the internet this week…
- Children are smarter than you might give them credit for. They are a bunch of racist bastards.
- Motherhood is the ultimate sacrifice. The last thing you need on top of it is some rugrat hogging your birthday spotlight.
- It could always be worse. You could be named Titswillow.
- Skin color does not matter. Oh except in your case, Beyonce. You’ll never get it right.
- Don’t mess with Texas. Oh wait, that wasn’t grandma. That was an ad campaign.
- Love doesn’t care who you are. It might care about your permanent record though.
…What did your grandmother tell you, Squeeple?
Tags: ads, baby names, Beyonce, Craigslist, Joel Madden, Katherine Heigl, Natalie Dee, Nicole Richie, photoshop, racism, Sar, Skimming Rainbow, Texas, wisdom
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September 11th, 2009 at 5:31 PM
lava says:“it’ll be legal to shoot the squirrels in february”
in the middle of a conversation that had nothing to do with squirrels orrr shooting or months of the year
September 12th, 2009 at 10:59 AM
drgnsldr says:“you have to marry a puerto rican girl and have puerto rican babies.” By which she means: “I’m tired of all the racial blending of the family”
“It were better if you were gay than an atheist”
“Why aren’t you married yet?”
“Why don’t you call or visit anymore?”