Am I Misreading the Story? Probably.
The only thing good to come out of it was the advertorial hilarity.
Some drama queen was billed $23 quadrillion for some smokes due to a computer error. The problem was fixed THE NEXT MORNING, and the bank refunded the over draft charge but Josh Muszynzki ran around whining to all the newspapers. Whoopdee doo, Josh, some computer done messed up and you are no worse the wear. Am I being too hard on the Myz? Perhaps. But if I am it is because of the following facts:
1) “I thought somebody had bought Europe with my credit card.” I bet you think that Europe is a country.
2) If you are only a couple of hundred in the black, maybe you should quit buying cigarettes/at least roll your own, dilettante.
3) Don’t give me that crap that your kid’s, kid’s, kid’s, kid’s wouldn’t be able to pay that shit back. Hello - bankruptcy?! Doof. Your point wasn’t funny or engaging.
4) I hate your face. Exhibit, this picture:
5) Your appeals to the bank at first met with “little understanding.” Duh, they totes thought you were drunk. No one goes to the Jiffy store for a pack of smokes without picking up some brews. Also, IT WAS FIXED THE NEXT MORNING YA BIG BABY!
6) You went to the gas station before calling your bank. Idiot.
7) I am cranky.
At least I know what I am going to be toasting at dinner tonight: here’s to hoping Josh Muszynski of New Hampshire is sterile.
Thanks to Mme Marbles for this infuriating tip!
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Tags: $23 quadrillion cigarettes, Josh Muszynski, Lisa(#1), stoopidhead
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July 16th, 2009 at 8:55 AM
oilybohunk7 says:But seriously though, his face is terrible. It exudes stupidity.
July 16th, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Rev. Random says:This rant is a beautiful expression of the myriad of myopic feelings I had upon learning this Douche had this Problem. You summarized the news, or lack thereof, perfectly.
Well done.
In a related piece of news the cost of 15 minutes of fame has now been precisely calculated at $23,148,855,308,184,500, to be exchanged and refunded the next day for the same stupid life you lived before. This does explain Paris Hilton, though.
July 16th, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Rev. Random says:So I just realized that I needed a better word than myopic and being the nerd that I am decided to do a quick MS Word thesaurus check on “annoy”
irritate, infuriate, exasperate, aggravate, upset, get on your nerves, drive you mad, wind you up, bother, madden, anger, frustrate, displease, provoke, rile, incense, put out, cheese off, nark, hack off
Most of these describe, to varying degree, my feelings just fine except, wait…cheese off? Nark? Hack off?
Did I miss a turn on the annoyance vocabulary express?
I for one, am extremely cheesed off.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:35 PM
stopthemadness says:how do i love thee, ms. #1. let me count the ways.
“i hate your face.”
ahahahahahaha.