He Likes Big Butts and He Cannot Lie
You Other Brothers Can’t Deny
So there’s a picture that’s been making the rounds (ahem, Fox News) which apparently shows Obama checking out some Italian lady’s badonkadonk at the G8 Summit in Rome.
Check it out:
As you can imagine, the talking heads are having a field day with this. Matt Drudge posted the following photo:
Oh Matt. You’re so clever.
Well, the video of Assgate 2009 has finally come out, and it absolves Obama of being pervy. French President Nicholas Sarkozy, on the other hand… not so much. Watch it here.
Sarkozy is nearly squee-ing his pants as he cranes his neck to get another look at homegirl’s ass.
It’s not so surprising, really. He is French, after all….
And is it just me, but does Bellissima’s ass look photoshopped?
UPDATE: A friend just pointed out that the whole “whoops, I’m just checking to see if my footing is stable,” is an old trick to avoid looking pervy. I wouldn’t know. I’m not a pervy dude. I will say this, as between Obama and Sarkozy, Sarkozy is pervier. Maybe our hogs (WhoMee, KeeblerKahn, NFL Guy, Run-DMS) can provide some clarification.
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July 10th, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Mme Marbles says:Gotta love Sarkozy. He’s a Frenchman, thru and thru.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:30 AM
TheHobo says:okay, so this has been killing me all day and this is as good a place to confess as any…
I had a dream last night about Obama…that kind of dream. And it was really weird! And…I don’t want to go into details, but it’s like when you have a dream about one of your friends and then you have a hard time seeing them in person after, only he’s the president! And every time I see his picture I remember (uncomfortably) the dream. And I swear he’s everywhere today!
EEEK!
Want to go and hide now.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:41 AM
blah says:He may not be looking at her ass; it could be that he’s looking at the ground and it was just at an unfortunate time. Either that, or he’s totally looking at her ass. He may be the President, but he’s still a man
July 10th, 2009 at 11:44 AM
TT2 says:Well look at it! Lady’s got a fine ass. I ain’t mad at ‘im. Even if he was looking, it’s not a big deal. If he went after it, then that would be a problem. But honestly, I think President Obama knows better than to exhibit that kind of behavior in public.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:51 AM
lava says:TT2 I totally agree, I’d check it out too. She should be proud of that thang it’s a fine piece if I don’t say so myself.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:10 PM
silent noodles says:I am pretty sure I would be checking out that ass too.I mean damn, I am not into girls but…damn.
The Hobo- That is hysterical. I can relate, I had one of those dreams about the one of the Jonas brothers (dont ask me which one because honestly I have no clue) I just woke up and felt like a pervert… at least Obama is age appropriate.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:34 PM
WhoMee says:Sheesh! Everyone thinks the President has to become super-human. Let him look. I bet Michelle thinks nothing of it, as long as he doesn’t act on the impulse. In fact, the hornier he gets without her, the more fun she has when he’s with her.
As for who is hornier, I would say that Obama and Sarkozy are equally so. Obama is simply less discreet.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:44 PM
stopthemadness says:horny isn’t pervy!
i think it’s pervy to check out a woman’s ass with obviousness. i mean sarkozy CRANES… practically does a back handspring to catch a glance.
now i’m going to walk away very slowly.
DO NOT LOOK AT MY ASS!!!
:)
July 10th, 2009 at 12:51 PM
baby fish mouth says:Nothing personal to Obama here - Once you get a job that’s past the importance of say, Assistant Mayor… you cheat, them’s the rules.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:55 PM
TT2 says:I agree STM, horny is not pervy and as long as Michelle gets all the perks, then that’s ok with me. I will actually point out another girl’s derriere to my boyfriend if I think it’s ogle-worthy. It’s mostly so he know what kind of butt I want when he has to pay for my tush implants.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:57 PM
SeaKat says:bfm, didn’t you mean “ASSistant Mayor” ???
July 10th, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Run-DMS says:If BO was checking out that ass - and that’s quite an if, and quite an ass - then big freakin’ deal! It certainly wasn’t a “pervy” look, as stm would say. It was (if anything at all) an essentially involuntary look. If there’s a nice ass, a guy’s gotta look.
And no, stm, I wasn’t looking at yours. Honest.
July 10th, 2009 at 1:00 PM
SeaKat says:BTW, She’s got a cute figure. I don’t have a problem with a guy noticing that. If Pres. Obama was checking her out, then at least he did it w/a modicum of class - he has plausible deniability. Sarkozy? Enh. That’s Carla Bruni & the nation of France’s problem, not mine. :)
July 10th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
NFL Guy says:Obviousness is okay if the lady is displaying things (imho). I only think it would be pervy if:
1.) He licked his lips while doing it.
2.) He licked her lips while doing it.
3.) He licked any part of anything while doing it.
4.) She were twelve.
I submit that Obama is innocent of being pervy in this case.
July 10th, 2009 at 2:43 PM
lava says:lol nfl guy
July 10th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
SeaKat says:Re: licking his lips. Ewwwww. LL Cool J always does that when he’s trying to be sex-ayyy. And while I think he’s incredibly cute, I just shudder every time he does that.
re: Obviousness is okay if the lady is displaying things.
I agree in principle, but not in this particular case. The gal isn’t wearing spandex pants or anything… her skirt was pretty modest - she was just blessed with a bodacious rear! I’m not sure how she could have covered that up, short of a bustle or a hoop skirt!
BTW - Join me in bringing back “bodacious.” Yes We Can!
July 10th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Cait says:Obama: “I represent Queens - she was raised down in Brooklyn. Doin’ it, and doin’ it, and doin’ it round…”
July 10th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
WhoMee says:Who loves the bodacious tatas?
I do!
July 10th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
DonnaMartin says:who among you does not enjoy a good juicy double?!
July 11th, 2009 at 1:33 PM
J.Mo says:If you watch the video you’ll see what was really captured, this pic is totally deceptive.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:55 PM
Dr. Gunslider says:I think the pres was watching his footing and got a huge bonus as he looked up to help the lady behind him get down the stairs. Sarkozy pretty much just sprayed his shorts. You’re right J. Mo, the video shows Obama watching his step, but you know he got a glimpse of those glorious glutes!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:23 PM
stopthemadness says:mmmmmm…glorious glutes.