“Just Friends” Means “Don’t Take My Allowance Away”
I will obey my zombie hand-wielding master
Madonna has finally let her Brazilian lover speak. I know, I’m shocked also. Not shocking? He didn’t really say anything about Madonna. I can’t really blame him though; he’s living the life right now. One wrong word out of his mouth and he’ll be banished back to Brazil. Madonna doesn’t like not being in control. I’m very convinced that everything she does is very carefully calculated. I’m also fairly certain she has a fluffy white cat that she methodically strokes. I wonder what would happen if you put her in some sort of Alice in Wonderland scenario where she had no control over anything. Would her head explode? Anyway, Jesus el savior Luz says he’s just friends with Madonna. Friends that live together and are often seen hanging on each other. Maybe they’re not lovers, maybe she just makes him stand around naked while she teaches him about Kabbalah. The rich and the famous do resort to strange things to amuse themselves.
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Tags: Deimos, doosh, douchebags, Jesus Luz, Madonna
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May 27th, 2009 at 7:17 AM
Cristal Methodd says:*sigh* If only I had the money to pay a hot Brazilian to stand around naked too.
May 27th, 2009 at 7:34 AM
WhoMee says:CM, would a reasonably handsome Indian do it for you?
May 27th, 2009 at 8:35 AM
Cristal Methodd says:In this economy I’ll take what I can get!
May 27th, 2009 at 11:26 AM
WhoMee says:$100 / hour, incall only.
May 27th, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Stay, see? says:Jesus EL SAVIOURRRRR Christ! LOL!
Also, is Jesus Luz really his name? Jesus Light? His mom certainly had high hopes, didn’t she?
May 27th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
shu_shu says:Jesus Light sounds like a low-cal wine they would serve to dieters at communion.
May 27th, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Stay, see? says:Either that, or a form of Christianity that’s kind of meh on the rules.
May 27th, 2009 at 8:18 PM
baby fish mouth says:Great taste, less fulfilling.
May 28th, 2009 at 7:02 AM
Stay, see? says:LOL bfm!
May 28th, 2009 at 7:43 AM
baby fish mouth says:I was hoping somebody would get that :)
May 28th, 2009 at 7:47 AM
SeaKat says:bfm, that was FAB!! :)