Sexy Times at the Queen’s
How Did We Miss This Gem?
Imagine, you’re strolling around Windsor Castle, taking in all of the tea, crumpets and dental hygiene. You’re enjoying the spring air, the blooming buds and you smile, because after all, spring means love is all around (or is it Christmas that is all around?). This is apparently what went through one couple’s minds when they decided to totally do it on the Queen’s lawn! No joke. This couple, speculated to be in their early 30’s from their bouncing bare asses, were spotted engaging in 10-15 minutes of the dirty deed in broad daylight. It wasn’t until cops intervened that the two pulled-up-trou.
You have to wonder how people make decisions like these and think that they are brilliant ideas. I swear, with each passing day I consider changing forms just to escape the idiocy of humanity. Perhaps I will become a butterfly and conjure up the next flu. No one would ever suspect the butterfly…
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Tags: Addicted to Addiction, Queen Elizabeth II, sex
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May 6th, 2009 at 7:13 AM
chelsea says:Something to tell their grandchildren excuse I would think
May 6th, 2009 at 7:26 AM
rl says:“People were shouting things like ‘what are you doing?’ but the couple didn’t seem to care at all. It was going on for about 10 or 15 minutes, which is quite a long time, considering the location.”
First of all, “what are you doing”? You’d think that’d be kinda obvious. It stands out (hah hah.).
Second of all, “considering the location”. Why the hell would you stop early? Once you’ve got naked on your monarch’s lawn and that sound of scrotum slapping against taint is echoing around the palace, does taking a little time to do the job properly make a difference? Is it really going to make things any worse? And, further, wouldn’t it be pretty much the only thing that would make the whole exercise worthwhile? Do or do not, there is no try.
May 6th, 2009 at 9:38 AM
SeaKat says:I think Mariah Carey has dibs on the first human-to-butterfly tranmorgification. (Yes, I stole that word from Calvin and Hobbes. What’s he gonna do? Pee on me like I’m a Chevy logo?)
May 6th, 2009 at 9:44 AM
vodkafanta says:Yes!! Transmogrification!
May 6th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Addicted to Addiction says:But Mariah Carey is dead behind the eyes, so… I win?
May 6th, 2009 at 10:19 AM
SeaKat says:LOL. I meant “tranSmorgification” as VF correctly spelled it.
Although Mariah Carey WOULD be the one to put the “tranny” in “transmorgification”
And — yes, AdAd, you definitely win!!
May 6th, 2009 at 2:09 PM
queencrone says:GAHHH!
Why can’t the kids just stay off the lawn?
The backseat of the Prius is too small or something?
May 6th, 2009 at 2:13 PM
baby fish mouth says:hahahaha seakat…chevy logo… haha