How To Market Towards Women

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Many luxury hotels, particularly in New York City, have begun catering to their female clientele. Specific rooms, even floors, are being put aside which have amenities targeted at woman such as curling irons, vanities, bath salts and yoga mats - at no extra cost! Now don’t get in a huff, this is not meant to segregate so much as simplify travel for women.

However, Bev Sanders, a woman who runs a women-only vacation business says, “Women learn differently when there are no men around… If you put a man into the equation, women begin to second-guess themselves.”

Her husband presumably added, “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!”

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9 Responses to “How To Market Towards Women”

  1. February 18th, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    baby fish mouth says:

    Vacations are for learning.

  2. February 18th, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    TheHobo says:

    See, that’s just sexist. Not the liking of free shit, but assuming THAT’S the free shit we want.

    Chocolate people! Go back to putting chocolates on the pillows (and I’m talking BOXES of chocolates) and then I’ll be happy.

    And fat, but whatever. I’ll be on a floor full of women. They’ll just like me better for it.

  3. February 18th, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    madb says:

    do they have free xboxs and pizza? cuz thats a vacation to me.

  4. February 18th, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    Chronically Constipated says:

    Vacations sure are for learning… learning how to forget my night by boozing harder than Hemingway on an all woman hotel floor.

  5. February 19th, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    TheHobo says:

    madb: Oooh! Xbox and free pizza! (Have you played BioShock? Although, really, it’s all about Rock Band for me)

    And chocolate. I’m keeping the damn chocolate :-P

  6. February 19th, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    baby fish mouth says:

    Bioshock ruined retto for me and my nightmares.

  7. February 19th, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    baby fish mouth says:

    RETRO i mean.

  8. February 19th, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    TheHobo says:

    bfm…I know what you mean. I had nightmares about Bid Daddy’s for weeks…

  9. February 19th, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    TheHobo says:

    *Big that is.

    Is the day over yet? I type better when the work day is over.

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