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Better Uses for the Sarah Palin Effigy
Ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened: someone bought the Sarah Palin effigy. And get this, they’re not even happy about it. After paying roughly $2,200 for what is easily the most prized piece of electoral memorabilia this side of Y2K, the buyer is experiencing a little remorse. Apparently this politically-involved, wealthy moron wasn’t aware that effigies are generally not used as promotional material. That’s right, he thought it was a pro-Palin effigy (probably before he discovered the noose!). So, now that his idol has proven to be closer to a giant voodoo doll, he’s going to have to reconsider its purpose. I can see how this would be disconcerting. So, in the spirit of friendship, I’d like to offer these alternative uses.
1) Put it in the passenger seat of the car, and have constant access to carpool lanes. Bonus: may recoup some of purchase price.
2) Put it on wires and move it around the house at night, a la Home Alone. Instantly fool burglars, and look popular!
3) Use it in a pornographic protest.
4) Team up with it in 2012 and run for president! It can’t hurt your campaign anymore than the real Sarah.
5) Put it in your back yard so Russia knows you’re watching.
Personally, I’d just take the red jacket and sweet pumps and never look back. Any further suggestions? Leave them in the comments.
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